May192013

flockas:

digivolves:

who the fuck uses email still

people that need an appropriate way to tell their professors that they will suck some big things for an A!! Can I get an amen!!!

(via magicconchshell)

4PM

tardisity:

The oldest person alive was born on April 19, 1897, meaning that April 18th, 1897 was approximately the last time the Earth was inhabited by an entirely different set of people and if you don’t think that’s the realist shit ever then you can get right on outta town.

(via milkdud5)

10AM
deerpong: gnarly: pornolympics: a simple dorite dorito dorite

deerpong:

gnarly:

pornolympics:

a simple dorite

dorito

dorite

(Source: prizewang, via magicconchshell)
May172013

(Source: contoodomicorazon, via amusingariana)
11PM

sardonicheight:

[[seductively does nothing to indicate I’m attracted to you]]

(via amusingariana)

May162013

(Source: macarena-of-time, via fuckyeahloldemort)
May142013

(Source: deeplyinsane, via dannywillis)
7PM

issybees:

rosalarian:

Angelina Jolie had a double mastectomy, in case you hadn’t heard. How dare she remove those ticking time bombs from her chest, amiright? Like, hasn’t she learned by now that her body is public domain and we all get to vote on what she does with it? Sheesh, how selfish can ya get.

This is so fucking clever and brilliant.

(via dannywillis)
2PM

stripeydani:

lamamama:

Basically what I hear whenever Joffrey’s on screen

omg

(via dannywillis)
2PM

lupinesque:

demetri martin is actually the best person

(via raconteuringstars)